Behind Schedule

Image for Joke: Behind Schedule Funny deep & thoughtful jokes

The program manager couldn't grasp the idea of gathering requirements at the start of a project.

"At a project kickoff meeting, which he had neglected to actually invite the customer to, we had a lot of discussion around what the software we were creating was supposed to do," says a programmer on the team. "I suggested putting together a requirements teleconference with the customer to clarify their ideas and goals."

PM's response "I was told we were already behind schedule and didn't have time to meet with the customer."

These jokes are all in the public domain. Please Respect Copyright Laws.


Taurus horoscope

Sandwiches often seem harmless until they force their way into your stomach and start screaming and banging. Parrots......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed