Blonde Horse Riding

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A blonde woman goes for her first riding experience, She mounts the horse ever so carefully, The horse senses that she is ready to go, so he proceeds into a gallop.

A short time goes by and the horse goes into a full gallop. The blonde starts bouncing around on the saddle. She tries very hard to maintain her composure, but starts to slide off the saddle to one side. She grabs at the horses main to see if that will help her to get back in the saddle. But loses her grip as she slides to the horses underbelly.

A few minutes go by then the manager of Wal-Mart hurries out to unplug the horse


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