If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
Patron: Waiter
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support.
Waiter: What seems to be the problem
Patron: There's a fly in my soup
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using
Patron: A SOUP bowl
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
waiter leaves.
Patron: Waiter There's a gnat in my soup
The check:
Soup of the Day 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. 2.50
Access to support 1.00
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