Christian Pick-up Lines

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  1. Nice bible.
  2. I would like to pray with you.
  3. You know Jesus? Me too.
  4. God told me to come talk to you.
  5. I know a church where we could go and talk.
  6. How about a hug, sister?
  7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
  8. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
  9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11
  10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven
  11. What are your plans for tonight Feel like a bible study
  12. I am here for you.
  13. The word says: "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner
  14. You don't have an accountability partner Me neither.
  15. Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight?
  16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
  17. Would you happen to know a Christian woman man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot
  18. Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date I mean "do."
  19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
  20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
  21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
  22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
  23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
  24. Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.

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