- On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission".
- On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
- Outside a Hotel: "Help We need inn-experienced people."
- At a Music Store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner."
- On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."
- On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a min-u-et."
- In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
- On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
- Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
- In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now "
- On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."
- In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."
Funny signs... jokes
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