A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say the words "Eighty-eight."
"Eighty-eight," she purred.
"Good. Now I'm going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to again say Eighty-eight"
"Eighhty...eighhhhtttt."
"Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your chest and I want you one more time to say Eighty-eight"
"One, two, three, four, five..."