Counting While Holding Breasts

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A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put his hand on her back and he wanted her to say the words "Eighty-eight."

"Eighty-eight," she purred.

"Good. Now I'm going to put my hand on your throat and I want you to again say Eighty-eight"

"Eighhty...eighhhhtttt."

"Fine. Now I'm going to put my hand on your chest and I want you one more time to say Eighty-eight"

"One, two, three, four, five..."


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