Definitions Of People's Occupations

  • A ex-cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.
  • A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  • An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
  • A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
  • A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
  • A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there.
  • A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."
  • A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
  • A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
  • A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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