Diogenes Lantern

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer.

"How's it going?" someone asked.

"Not too bad," said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."

More information on Diogenes: Diogenes may well have been looking for an honest man in his wanderings, but the reason he was wandering in the first place is that he had been ostracized for counterfeiting.