Why are divorce lawyers like nuclear weapons
They end up costing far more than planned....
When one side has one, the other side has to get one once you launch them, you can't call them back and once they detonate, your whole world is ruined forever.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp
One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder the other is a fish.
What do lawyers use for birth control
Their personalities
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
A good start