Divorce Lawyer Comparisons

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Why are divorce lawyers like nuclear weapons

They end up costing far more than planned....

When one side has one, the other side has to get one once you launch them, you can't call them back and once they detonate, your whole world is ruined forever.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp

One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder the other is a fish.

What do lawyers use for birth control

Their personalities

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A good start


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