Do You Own The Internet?

I work for a local ISP. Frequently we receive phone calls that go something like this:

Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"

or... Customer: "Do you own the Internet?"

or... Customer: "Is this Internet the same as www and do you own that as well?"

We would love to be able to say, just once, to these callers, "YES! We are the Internet, and we own all."