Does Your Dog Own You?

You believe every dog is a lap dog.
If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.
You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

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