Drinking By Himself

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments,

"You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me 25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me 90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me 15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months. How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"