Easy to remember police jokes
Heard Alan King tell this on an Ed Sullivan retrospective: The other day my house caught fire. My lawyer said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?"
I said, "Fire and theft."
The lawyer frowned.
"Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft."
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