First Man To Eat Bacon On The Moon

A Sunday School teacher asked little Willie who the first man in the Bible was.

"Hoss." said Willie.

"Wrong," said the teacher. "It was Adam."

"Aw, shucks," Willie replied. "I knew it was one of those Cartwrights."

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