- I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
- Keep honking, I'm reloading.
- Hang up and drive.
- If you are psychic think "HONK"
- If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you
- "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
- I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
- No Radio - Already Stolen
- I brake for... wait... AAAH NO BRAKES
- My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird
Easy to remember travel jokes
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