This is a funny A-Z list of medical terminology that has been translated by a) blonde, b) fool c) clever joke teller
- Anti-Body against everyone.
- Artery study of paintings.
- Bacteria back door to a cafeteria.
- Barium what to do when treatment fails.
- Bowel letters like A E I O or U.
- Caesarean Section a district in Rome.
- Cardiology advanced study of poker playing.
- Cat Scan searching for ones lost kitty.
- Cauterize made eye contact with her.
- Colic sheep dog.
- Coma punctuation mark.
- Congenital friendly D C where Washington is.
- Dilate to live long.
- Enema not a friend.
- Fester quicker.
- Genes blue denim slacks.
- Genital non-Jewish.
- Hangnail coat hook.
- Hemorrhoid a male from outer space.
- Herpes what women do in the Ladies Room.
- Hormones what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid.
- Impotent distinguished, well known.
- Inpatient tired of waiting.
- Labor Pain hurt at work.
- Medical Staff a doctor's cane.
- Minor Operation coal digging.
- Morbid a higher bid.
- Nitrate cheaper than the Day Rate
- Node was aware of.
- Organic organ repairman.
- Outpatient a person who has fainted.
- Paralyze Two far-fetched stories.
- Paramedics Twin medicos.
- Pharmacist person who makes a living dealing in agriculture.
- Post-Operative letter carrier.
- Protein In favor of young people.
- Recovery Room place to upholster furniture.
- Rectum what happened to the Corvette.
- Rheumatic amorous.
- Saline where you go on your boyfriend's boat.
- Secretion hiding something.
- Tablet a small table.
- Terminal Illness getting sick at the airport.
- Tibia country in North Africa.
- Tumor an extra pair.
- Urine opposite of You're Out.
- Varicose nearby.
- Vein conceited.
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