HMO Doctors Have Three Days

Three doctors died and went before St. Peter. The first one walks up and St. Peter says, "Let's see here, it looks like you worked in an emergency room in a busy city for many years and never took a vacation. You are obviously a man of great conviction. Pass right on through."

The second doctor walks up and Peter says, "You were a pediatrician that helped terminally ill children through their final days. Very compassionate. Right this way."

Finally, the third doctor comes up and Peter replies, "Hmmm, you worked for an Health Maintenance Organization? Well, okay, go ahead. You've got three days."