Hold Down The F2 Button, Then Commit Some Illegal Act

Tech Support: "Hold down the F2 key."

Customer: "Where is that?"

Tech Support: "On the left side of your keyboard, above the two just right of the Escape key."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "So now we are in the System Setup screen?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "All right. Hit your Ctrl-Alt-Delete keys. Then your F2 key."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Now we are in the System Setup?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Does it say, Loading Windows"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Can you describe what is on your screen?"

Customer: "It's gray."

Tech Support: "Just gray? It does not say anything?"

Customer: "No. Just gray...with blue and white."

Tech Support: "Are there letters on your screen?"

Customer: "Yes."

Aargh. Tech Support: "Read them to me."

Customer: "C-o-p-y-r-i"

Tech Support: "Do they form words? Do the words form phrases? Do the phrases form sentences?"

Customer: "I suppose."

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