- Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell: "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"
- Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!"
- Practice spinning mouse mat on index finger globe trotter routine.
- Put your monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"
- Tell the cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo CD's.
- Typing hard and loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME TYPE THIS IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"
- Sit at the web terminal... without a chair.
- Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day."
- Casually look around the room for people in chat rooms, log into the same chat room and after a brief and somewhat disturbing conversation state "Your blue jeans go well with your white shirt."
- Use computer's speakers to play collection of Sesame Street MP3's.
- Dress up in ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket, begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.
- Draw two red lines on either end of the floor with a marker, recruit other interested racers and rev up your wheelie chairs.
- Turn off the lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment with your optical mouse. Darth Vader sounds are encouraged for extra fun
- Show up in hand cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate mouse and visit escaped fugitives guide web site.
- Put 1.44 disk in drive and have person next to you do the same. Place bets and EJECT furthest disk is the winner!
- In the middle of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh "Ahhh not again!!!", turn monitor back on and utter "Oh thank goodness!". Repeat until you see concerned faces.
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