Honor Thy Brother

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'," she told them.

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan - let's play. You can be Jesus."


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