How Are An Elephant And A Banana Just Alike?

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How are an elephant and a banana just alike

They are both yellow uh Except for the elephant, of course.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill

Look A herd of elephants coming over the hill

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill

Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill

Look A bunch of bananas coming over the hill Jane was color-blind.


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