How Blonde Was She?

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde....

• She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• She thought a quarterback was a refund.
• She tried to put M M's in alphabetical order.
• She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
• She thought General Motors was in the army.
• She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
• Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here," she put "Scorpio."
• She tripped over a cordless phone.
• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "Concentrate."
• She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
• She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• She studied for a blood test.
• She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
• She sold the car for gas money!
• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
• When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
• When she heard that 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
• If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
• She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
• She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."