How To Insult Men

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Q:What is the best way to get a man to stop pestering you?

A:Stare at his crotch and laugh.

Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?

A:Because they have nothing else to brag about.

Q:If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

A:YES!!!

Q:Why do men never stop to ask for directions?

A:Because they aren't lost, they just don't know where they are.

Q: Why do men have slits in their underware?

A: So they can get oxygen to their brains.


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