Q:What is the best way to get a man to stop pestering you?
A:Stare at his crotch and laugh.
Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
A:Because they have nothing else to brag about.
Q:If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
A:YES!!!
Q:Why do men never stop to ask for directions?
A:Because they aren't lost, they just don't know where they are.
Q: Why do men have slits in their underware?
A: So they can get oxygen to their brains.