How To Work Out What Company Names Really Mean

Ever notice a theme in company names?

• If it's a single somewhat aristocratic sounding name such as "Bogglesworth of London, Est. 1793", they're most likely a tea, coffee, or wine importer.
• If it's two names, such as Gilchrist Soames or Avalon Gray, they seem to deal with soap, skin care, or clothing products.
• If it's three names, it's an insurance firm or small law firm.
• If it's four names, it's an upper tier law firm.
• If it's five names, it's a small law firm that's merged with a soap company.