I Gave Your Son Violin Lessons

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor,"" the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"

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Pisces horoscope

Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......