Judge Confesses To Disliking Lawyers

This is supposedly a true story from someone who writes that this event occurred during her stint of jury duty: I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman. Then he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"

We stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."