Kids In Church Say The Funniest Things

After a church service on Sunday Morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother: "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."

"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that."

"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun top stand up and yell than to set down and listen."