Knock Knock

Who's there?

Sybil!

Sybil who?

Sybil Simon met a pieman...!

Who's there?

Tad!

Tad who?

Tad's all folks!

Who's there?

Taipei!

Taipei who?

Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!

Who's there?

Tamara!

Tamara who?

Tamara the world!

Who's there?

Tank!

Tank who?

Your welcome! Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tyrone!

Tyrone who?

Tyrone shoelaces!

Who's there?

Tyson!

Tyson who?

Tyson of this on for size!

Who's there?

Uganda!

Uganda who?

Uganda get away with this!

Who's there?

Uriah!

Uriah who?

Keep Uriah on the ball!

Who's there?

Uruguay!

Uruguay who?

You go Uruguay and I'll go mine! Knock Knock

Who's there?

Avocado!

Avocado who?

Avocado a cold!

Who's there?

Axel!

Axel who?

Axeldental Tourist!

Who's there?

Atch!

Atch who?

I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Who's there?

Athena!

Athena who?

Athena flying saucer!

Who's there?

Argo!

Argo who?

Argo down the shops!

Who's there?

Anna!

Anna who?

Anna one, anna two...!

Who's there?

Anna!

Anna who?

Anna going to tell you!

Who's there?

Anne Boleyn!

Anne Boleyn who?

Anne Boleyn alley!

Who's there?

Amin!

Amin who?

Amin thing to do!

Who's there?

Ammonia!

Ammonia who?

Ammonia little kid!

Who's there?

Audrey!

Audrey who?

Audrey be doing this!

Who's there?

Augusta!

Augusta who?

Augusta go home now!

Who's there?

Aunt Lou!

Aunt Lou who?

Aunt Lou do you think you are!

Who's there?

Ashley!

Ashley who?

Ashley-t's foot!

Who's there?

Asia!

Asia who?

Asia you going to let me in then!