Pat and Kyran were getting ready to go on a camping trip. The first one said:
"I'm taking along a gallon of whiskey just in case of rattlesnake bites. What are you taking?"
The other one said "Two rattlesnakes "
Let's All Go On A Camping Trip... Never Again
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