Lines Spoken By People In County Court During The Last Year

Here are a few lines spoken by people in county court during the last year: The stolen car fairy? judge to a lawyer who said his client didn't know how a number of stolen cars had ended up on his property. Fortunately for you sir, there's not a section for gross dumbness in the Criminal Code. judge to a man who reluctantly obeyed police orders to leave an area, yelling "sieg heil" and goose-stepping away. He is a consumer of judicial services. judge explaining the politically correct way to refer to a criminal. So how old is your twin brother? judge to a man who had stolen a car with his twin brother, and who had just identified himself as being 18 years old. This isn't "Let's Make a Deal." Do you see any doors up here? judge to a man who, when asked to choose between a large fine and a short jail term for an impaired driving conviction, wanted to know the range of each to compare them and then decide.