Little Johnny And Pesky Insects

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Little Johnny, and his grandfather entered the vacation cabin, and kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.

Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before his grandfather did, Little Johnny whispered,

"It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."


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