Little Johnny Better Get Better Grades

Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said,

"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...somebody is going to get a spanking."

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