A woman goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and people have sued McDonalds for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes that's true"
The woman says, "Well I'm interested in suing too"
The lawyer says, "OK, McDonalds, or the tobacco companies?"
The woman says "Neither, I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly men I've slept with."
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