Funny death & funerals jokes
Miriam was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final instructions to her husband Sidney.
"Sidney, you've been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I'm going, I want you to marry again as soon as is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes."
"I can't do that, darling," Sidney said. "You're a size 16 and she's only a 10."
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