Mississippi Dumb Laws

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Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.

Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.

Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a 201 fine.

Columbus: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.

Oxford: It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

Oxford: One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.

Oxford: Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.

Oxford: Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.

Tylertown: It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.


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