Missouri Dumb Laws

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  • Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
  • In Merryville women are prohibited from wearing corsets because
  • "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
  • Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
  • Excelsior Springs: Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
  • Kansas City: Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
  • Kansas City: Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
  • Marceline: Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
  • Marquette: It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling The Brothel Law
  • Mole: Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
  • Natchez: It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
  • Purdy: Dancing is strictly prohibited.
  • St. Louis: A milk man may not run while on duty.
  • University City: Four women may not rent an apartment together.

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