Murphy's Laws Of Parenting

A child will not spill on a dirty floor
A young child is a noise with dirt on it
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys
Celibacy is not hereditary
For adult education, nothing beats children
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain
If a child looks like his father, that's heredity; if he looks like a neighbor, that's environment
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable
Insanity is inherited; you get it from your kids
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father
It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left
There are three ways to get things done: 1: do it yourself, 2: hire someone to do it, 3: or forbid your kids to do it
You can learn many things from children: like how much patience you have

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