No Bathing Suits Unless Armed With A Club: Kentucky

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A Kentucky statute says:

"No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

Later, an amendment proposed:

"The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses."


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