Nursing In The Hospital

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Top Ten Inspirational Sayings We'd Like to See at the Nurse's Station

  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • If at first you don't succeed...try management.
  • TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • Hang in there....retirement is only 35 years away!
  • Go the extra mile...it makes your supervisor look incompetent.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
  • Administration...we waste time so you don't have to.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat.
  • Succeed in spite of Administration.

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