Oh The Internet Is Slow

Oh the Internet is slow

The Net is Slow

Oh, the network outside is frightful,

But on campus, it's so delightful,

Our packets have nowhere to go,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

It doesn't show signs of stopping,

All our packets, our hosts are dropping

Bandwidth is turned way down low,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

When we finally connect to a site,

It's time to go back to the dorm

But if I could stay here all night,

I could submit their Web form.

The network is slowly dying,

And, I fear, we're still denying,

But as long as Sprint is the way to go,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.