drink jokes made to make me laugh
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear,
"I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."
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