People Might Think You Are A Redneck If
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Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
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The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
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You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
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You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
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You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
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Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
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You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
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You fish in your above-ground pool. and catch something.
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Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
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Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
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Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.
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Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.
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Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
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You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
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Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
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You think cur is a breed of dog.
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People hear your car long before they see it.
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Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
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Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids. You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..."
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You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
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You bring your dog to work with you.
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Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
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You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.
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You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
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Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
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Your masseuse uses lard.
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Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
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You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
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