Q. What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens
A. Undocumented Democrats.
Q. What's the only thing thinner than Barack Obama's resume
A. His skin.
Q. Why is Obama claiming that we're not in a Depression
A. He isn't depressed.
Q. What's the difference between Barack Obama and a government bond
A. The bond will eventually mature.
Q. Why is ObamaCare like an apple a day
A. It keeps your doctor away.
Q. Speaking of cash for clunkers, what do Obama's policies and clunkers have in common
A. They both backfire.
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
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