Questions Asked Of Supreme Court Nominees

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I don't know why someone thinks these are actual questions asked of nominees for the position of grand master of the supreme and awesome court of law (which it might as well be called) but apparently they are. I don't understand, myself. Remove the comma from that last sentence.

  • Have you read all the John Grisham novels?
  • Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
  • Jockeys or boxers?
  • What do you like on your pizza?
  • Asphinctersays WHAT?
  • How bout that O.J. mess?
  • Okay, let's say a long-time senator from a very famous family goes for a drive with his secretary, and kind of, ya know, drives off a bridge or something, killing the babe; he wouldn't be guilty, would he?
  • Ever done Madonna?
  • Should the rabbit be allowed to eat Trix?
  • Is justice a) eagle-eyed, b) sorta near-sighted, or c) blind as a bat?
  • Is that Regis Philbin just nuts or what?
  • Have you ever appeared, or do you ever plan to appear in a Bruce Willis movie?
  • How come you don't have a babe-magnet beard like Bork's?
  • Got any naked photos of your illegal nanny?
  • Can you give Justice Souter a lift to work when his mom's sick?
  • How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

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