Quotes From Groucho Marx

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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes

Room service Send up a larger room.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Why was I with her She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.


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