Ram Doesn't Come In Grams, Hardly Ever

Customer:

"Do you know about this RAM stuff?"

Tech Support:

"Yes sir, I can help you with RAM."

Customer:

"Well, your program uses grams of RAM, and this computer you gave me only has grams of RAM, so you need to send me another grams of RAM."

At this point I was speechless. I wasn't sure which was worse, that this guy couldn't do basic math or that he had the term so twisted. However, our calls were recorded so I couldn't say what I really wanted to. Tech Support:

"Uh, sir, that computer has plenty of RAM to run the program."

Customer:

"Just send me the grams of RAM I've asked for!"