Rejection Lines from Men

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Top 10 Rejection Lines given by Men (and what they actually mean...)

  1. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
  2. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
  3. I'm not attracted to you in that way. (You're ugly.)
  4. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
  5. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
  6. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
  7. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
  8. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
  9. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
  10. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly!!!)

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