Rub Your Cds With A Cloth

This customer was calling from a medical center.

Customer: "The computer is having trouble reading your upgrade."

Tech Support: "Try wiping the cdrom with a lint-free cloth."

Customer: "We don't have any lint-free cloths."

Tech Support: "In a hospital?"

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