Rules Of The Toddler - Same As Rules Of The Dog

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  • If I like it, it's mine.
  • If it's in my hand, it's mine.
  • If I can take it from you, it's mine.
  • If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  • If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
  • If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
  • If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
  • If I think it's mine, it's mine.
  • Look - it's mine. Whatever it is. It's mine.

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