She Was So Blonde That

... She tripped over a cordless phone.
... She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
... She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate. "
... She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
... She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
... She studied for a blood test.
... When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
... When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
... She sold the car for gas money

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